If this isn’t good marketing I literally don’t want to know what is.
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit.
Time is a flat circle.
hit like a brick
I’ve posted this before but god, I love this comic.
English Lit drinking game: take a shot every time you try to think of a synonym for “represents”