ruinedchildhood:

Relationship goals.

ruinedchildhood:

Relationship goals.

shopfatal:

Just in - KTZ carved wood platform trainers - KTZ Woman SS13  @shopfatal.com

adventuretimeandsuperjailrock:

If this isn’t good marketing I literally don’t want to know what is.

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

atticusblackwolf:

always reblog

atticusblackwolf:

always reblog

tocifer:

ryyde:

i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit.

BIRTH

purepopfornowpeople:

Time is a flat circle.

purepopfornowpeople:

Time is a flat circle.

kateordie:

jxninjv:

viajeremy:

hit like a brick

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I’ve posted this before but god, I love this comic.

somekindafight:

English Lit drinking game: take a shot every time you try to think of a synonym for “represents”